Hi sir-y

ch3






Y’ALL TREAT ESCAPED CONVICTS?!



I need some’un to remove this here itty bitty thang an’ heal me up!"


"EEP! -AHEM. Yes sir! A criminal? That’s so cool! Doc loves opportunities like this..."

HOO!! Yer just the ticket i need! Just make sure no word ‘bout my escape makes’s way out of this here buildin’!
Yes sir! That’s what doc’s here for!



…oo sir, look at your blood! It’s gold!

Ain't no thang tweety boy, just a lil ol’ side effect from a certain gold powerful star ya ‘pparently ain't ment ta put ’n yer body..

not just that, you also have an energy glow! Remnants of a power surge?

Yup. that there’s from the suspicious starman. “your“ starman. I'd been thinkin’ long ‘bout them thangs, an’ my lil plan worked, they reawakened my ol’ secrit weapon! THE MACHO FORM!

it does that to you? that’s fascinating, doc must look into this more, Doc needs to know, sir! Does the starman make you tougher? Doc’s research depends on it! he needs a… deep…thorough examination

None ‘a that, darnit! Fer goodniss sake lookit this barbed wire ‘n my dang leg! It aint gonna remove itself!



teeheeheehee- look at that injury! someone's gonna have to skip leg day!

this aint no joke, birdy boy!



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Take a seat!




...listen son...From one suspicious man to another,; i aint gettin’ inta that chair.




Then why ask doc for help?

thanks ta “your” starman im outta that there jail an’ inta this sitiation. YUP! I remember when that starman research was all mine, birdy. I think it's ‘bout time we came full circle, dontcha son?

…What?

Here’s the deal. I guessed ya wouldn’t mess with the best side effect of this thang, but ya must've done some tamperin’. What didya add?!

Oh, so YOU’RE the one who started that research? Doc’s perfected it, sir. It’s mine now… and look at you, relying on it. How does it feel?"

I feel purty dang good, son, I ain’t felt this good since the day I got the gold star stone, ‘cept this one’s wearing off a lil quicker


teeheehee, that’s the fun part sir-y, do you know what’s happening to you?

aint nothin ol Grubba caint handle



complete reversal of the effects, then…at the end of the week…

DEATH!

Don’t play with me, boy, I’ve still got pals in high places and a few lil tricks of my own! "Yer playin’ a dangerous game. If I go down, yer goin with me.

heehee, not likely sir-y! Guess we all have dreams that get crushed! That’s why Doc’ll fix you up. After all, he’s your lifeline now isn’t he?




HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK! what’n the hey’re you on about, funky chickin’?


!… that laugh… where has Doc heard you before?




I'm guessin’’ The Glitz Pit? Ah, now those were the days!




You… YOU!





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Aint yewa yappy feller, i'm jus’ makin’ conversatin. S’everything alright?


sure sir-y,






just one question.



DOES THIS HURT???!!!




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OH YOU'RE a scrappy lil feller aintcha?!! YA LIKE TA WRASSLE?!



DOC WILL DO IT! THIS BARBED WIRE WILL TIGHTEN IF YOU DON'T LET DOC EXPERIMENT ON YOU!

Pshaw, takin’ advantage of an injured old man, you sneaky buzzard? Shame on you. In the biz we know not to strike below the belt!

…the biz?


What are you offering?...

Pokin' at weak spots is just the beginnin’ of what we do in the ‘biz! You put those tools down an’ i’ll turn that potential inta promise!







wait, no, Youre Manipulating doc!’





I ain't doin such a thang, i don't even know why you get so worked up every time i mention the glitz pit. Say, nice PE science books ya got there…


Quit toying with doc!!!






I aint got the slightest clue what yer on about!

ARGH!!!







teeheeheehee! -Hold… still sir!l… doc needs to do this!

Quit it, scrappy! Put them trinkets away or i’ll show you a REAL weapon!



Showit pretty please! It’ll be fun!





GET OFF A ME YA PESTERIN’ PIPSQUEAK!

"I told ya not to mess with me! Lookit this—jus’ a lil taste of what I’ve still got left!"
"Teeheehee! Doc’s been waiting for this!"





*CRASH!*

EEP! Now your'e just making doc excited~


"Tweety boy, why ‘n TARNATION ‘re you doing this?!"


"ARGH! this dang leg, can’t stand no more’

Doc could fix your leg right now, sir-y… now that we’ve had our fun.

good! Remember who's the boss once I’m standin’ tall again!"



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why’re ya so eager to split me in half?

aw what do you mean? Splitting in half is the doc surgery special! But the glitz pit..Doc will make you pay for rejecting him from the glitz pit…


Rejectin’? Are ya out of ya dang mind? I ain't never rejected a single fighter since I opened the dang place, what’re ya talkin’ about son?!

Doc was rejected! Laughed right out of the room!

Now hold yer horsies, son. I ain't rejected nobody—least of all someone as spunky as you.





You did! Doc remembers! That day... Doc thought he'd finally made it. But you—--you crushed Doc's dream. All for a laugh.


I ain't never done such a thang…………………………….. …………..HOO NELLY! wait a dang second! That skinny lil’ kid—now I remember!

Y’came struttin’ in, scrawny as a twig! Son, I wasn’t rejectin’ ya-


When ya started yer punchin’ and kickin’ routine right ‘n front ‘a me i darn near fell outta my seat! son, you were diggety-dand delightful! I was—heh—I was laughin’, sure… but ya stormed off too quick!—Id;ve let ya right in!"




You’d have let Doc in?!"



DARN TOOTIN'! Took some guts, walkin’ in like that. But ya gave up too quick. Ain't no place in the Pit for quitters, son."

Doc doesn't trust you!



Son, listen up. I ain't got much left, but I do know this—


KNOCK KNOCK!


It’s the police, open up!




EEP!

Hoo nelly…




yer call, Tweety-boy. Hate me all ya want, or keep us both outta the slammer.