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Bloodspike Clinic

Doc’s Premium Health Portal & Surgery Homepage™
    Coming soon...
  • coming soon...

    • Serving Rogueport's worst since 2005!

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Cheaper than dying!"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"100% LICENSE-FREE SURGERY — BECAUSE REGULATIONS ARE FOR COWARDS."- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"We take WALK-INS, CRAWL-INS, FALL-INS, and whatever's left!"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -🚑 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"NOW OFFERING 3-IN-1 ORGAN REPLACEMENT, FREE GUM WITH EVERY TRANSPLANT!"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Forget side effects: we have the main course effects!"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"YES, WE DO TEETH!"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"WARNING: BLOODSPIKE CLINIC IS NOT RECOGNIZED BY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM HEALTH BOARD, AND THAT’S A GOOD THING."- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Welcome to Doc’s world-class, totally legal, definitely certified clinic! Now with a new physician service!

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    NEWS1st Ed.
    Site updates on the slow for 2 weeks!
    - Doc has to take his exams so he can get his 350th PHD.
    In the meantime, we have plenty to explore, so stick around!
    what?!

    Thanks to a dependence blackmail endorsement from Coach G (no relation to Grubba, please stop asking),
    we’ve got a front-row seat in the Glitz Pit’s comeback season!

    Whether you’re looking’ to bulk up for battle or patch a few missing parts, we’ve got just the thing. Want to try our famous Suspicious Starmans? We got 'em! Bone glue? Better believe it!

    Book your appointment—or just click one of the lovely red links for a peek inside our humble operation…


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